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Shopping Quotes by Dave Barry
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.…
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
More Shopping Quotes
- I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much. — Paul Auster
- We're dabbling in eugenics all the time, breeding ideal crops to replace less aesthetic or nutritious or hardy varieties; leveling forests to… — Diane Ackerman
- I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. — Tammy Faye Bakker
- Buying is a profound pleasure. — Simone de Beauvoir
- I think that what's perceived as punk out in shopping malls or in chain stores or on MTV has almost nothing to… — Jello Biafra
- I have this system where if I buy three or four new things, I give away three or four things. Sometimes, it's… — Sara Blakely
- When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our… — Lewis Black
- Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck
- When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. — Elayne Boosler
- I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big… — Christina Aguilera
- I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping. — Jo Brand
- With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.… — Jo Brand