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• My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries… — Dave Barry
• When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm… — Gary D. Schmidt
• Our strength comes from that magic, from the earth and the sky, from the fire and the water. Fly high, swim deep,… — Juliet Marillier
• Your kundalini rises. She is your mother. She is your individual mother and she gives you the second birth. That's how you… — Nirmala Srivastava
• We meet before the movie and she gives you charts with sounds on them and makes a tape of examples. While they… — Albert Finney
• Girls are a lot like the Lotto, if you're lucky you can hit the pussy jackpot when she gives you the 7… — Nikhil Saluja
• When a woman loves u she forgives you everything,even your crimes when she does not love you,she gives you credit for nothing… — Abhishek Tiwari
• If she gives you her heart she believes you are all she needs. — El Jush
• When your girlfriend breaks your heart, don't say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better… — Werley Nortreus

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