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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage…
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I still treat every job as if I might never get hired again as far as the way I save money and…
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The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time.
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Save money on the big, boring stuff so that you have something left over for life's little pleasures.
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Stopping advertising to save money is like stopping your watch to save time.
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People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.
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At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money…
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