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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Some movie I was in, I forget which one, some awful little movie, a reviewer said, What is Jessica Walter doing in…
— Jessica Walter
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Most people just aren't grateful for the lives they have, and it really saddens me. For instance, I said 'hello' to a…
— Zach Braff
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I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I…
— Ricky Hatton
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ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE…
— Ryan North
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I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.
— Rod Stewart
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She thought how strange it would be if she ever said 'Hello' to him. One did not greet oneself each morning.
— Ayn Rand
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galatea was a serious girl. she was pale and looked like tears all over. big ed passed his hand through his hair…
— Jack Kerouac
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I said hello to the poodle.
— Rick Riordan
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When she packed up to leave, she knew that she was saying goodbye to something important, which was not that bad, in…
— Lorrie Moore
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The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
— Dave Barry
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The moon had risen behind him, the color of a shark's underbelly. It lit the ruined walls, and the skin of his…
— Clive Barker
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Tell freedom I said hello.
— Lauren DeStefano
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