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Round Quotes by Jack Handey
- I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then…
- Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.
- In some places it's known as a tornado. In others, a cyclone. And in still others, the Idiot's Merry-go-round. But around here they'll always be…
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
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- I'm swanning round the world looking at the most fabulously interesting things. Such good fortune. — David Attenborough
- Each thing is of like form from everlasting and comes round again in its cycle. — Marcus Aurelius
- Forward, as occasion offers. Never look round to see whether any shall note it... Be satisfied with success in even the smallest… — Marcus Aurelius
- There's hope for everyone. That's what makes the world go round. — Paul Auster
- The world only goes round by misunderstanding. — Charles Baudelaire
- The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. — Scott Adams
- This veridic nose arrives everywhere a quarter of an hour before its master. Ten shoemakers, good round fat ones too, go and… — Cyrano de Bergerac
- The uplands of my home country in north central Kentucky are sloping and easily eroded, dependent for safekeeping upon year-round cover of… — Wendell Berry
- Faith has a role to play in life. It is not related to success. It is the other way round. Success is… — Andrea Bocelli
- I had gained the summit of a commanding ridge, and, looking round with astonishing delight, beheld the ample plains, the beauteous tracts… — Daniel Boone
- The innocent are so few that two of them seldom meet - when they do meet, their victims lie strewn all round. — Elizabeth Bowen
- I want to be an all round entertainer, I want to act, make films, make albums, do whatever I can. — Christina Aguilera