"Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones……" — Jack Handey
"Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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More Crown Quotes
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one of 485 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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A crown, if it hurts us, is not worth wearing.
— Pearl Bailey
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We must wake ourselves up! Or somebody else will take our place, and bear our cross, and thereby rob us…
— William Booth
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We read too much Shakespeare at school, and view our parliamentary politics as dynastic drama, in which an impatient crown…
— James Buchan
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If there be no enemy there's no fight. If no fight, no victory and if no victory there is no…
— Thomas Carlyle
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Old age: the crown of life, our play's last act.
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Behaving like a princess is work. It's not just about looking beautiful or wearing a crown. It's more about how…
— Julie Andrews
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I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and…
— Marie Antoinette
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But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or…
— George Arnold
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So says the most ancient book of the Earth; thus it is written on its leaves of marble, lime, sand,…
— Johann Gottfried Herder
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He neither serves nor rules, he transmits. His position is humble and the beauty at the crown is not his…
— Paul Klee
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Christian worship must contain both the cross and the crown. Sing of majesty, and sing of mercy.
— Matt Redman
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The Autocrat of all the Russias will resign his crown, and proclaim his subjects free republicans sooner than will our…
— Abraham Lincoln
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