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Rooms Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like…
- Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have…
- If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out and said, "Congratulations, it's a girl," I think a good gag…
- You know how to paint a room real fast? Just put paint rollers on your feet and then somehow figure out how to skate up…
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