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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only…
— Dave Barry
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I feel that Dennis Rodman has become a problem. He will be more of a problem than an asset. Of course, he…
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
— Charles Barkley
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Where else but the NBA could people like Bill Russell, Spencer Haywood, Ricky Barry, Dennis Rodman, and Allen Iverson come in and…
— Bill Walton
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Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is…
— Dennis Rodman
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Is sending the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to the DPRK strange? In a word, yes,
— Dennis Rodman
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Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy, but you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting…
— Mike Tyson
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I'm disappointed, but I'm not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt somebody.
— Greg Norman
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If I had won today and all those other championships, my life might be totally different, but I didn't win. It's not…
— Greg Norman
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Freshman year, saw her ring like I'm boxing. You voted most likely to never ever top this. I'm Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman.
— Big KRIT
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