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Right Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it…
- I didn't go to college, but if I did, I would've taken all my tests at a restaurant, 'cause 'The customer is always right.'
- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money…
- I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'.…
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- Those who excel in virtue have the best right of all to rebel, but then they are of all men the least… — Aristotle
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words they seem… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman