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Ride Quotes by Jack Handey
- Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you…
- I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped…
- If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for…
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- To me, watching a movie is like going to an amusement park. My worst fear is making a film that people don't… — Darren Aronofsky
- Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad… — Joseph Barbera
- I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit… — Eric Bana
- All I wanted to do was ride skateboards - I wanted to be a professional skateboarder. But I had this problem. I… — Travis Barker
- If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a… — Lynda Barry
- Part of a horror movie has to be a bit fakey for me to really enjoy it. The new ones are so… — Lynda Barry
- I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row… — Drew Barrymore
- In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams
- Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail… — Joseph Addison
- A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops. — Johnny Bench
- With the help of a friend I got father into a wagon, when the crowd had gone. I held his head in… — Buffalo Bill
- Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a… — Jolene Blalock