"If you ever discover that what you're seeing……" — Jack Handey
"If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
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Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below.…
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It would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people…
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His heart was like a sensitive plant, that opens for a moment in the sunshine, but curls up and shrinks…
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If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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When I walk down the runway, my main goal is to not think about the people watching. The idea of…
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Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more.
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