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Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great with my…
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.
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There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.
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Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.
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Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.
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Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.
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Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January.
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…
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Raising kids may be a thankless job with ridiculous hours, but at least the pay sucks.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it.…
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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?
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What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take…
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If I see something really nasty on Twitter, I will usually delete it or block the person because I don't want to…
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I'm always happy to blow up any misconceptions that people have about stage school cos everyone thinks it's really nasty there but…
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If someone says something unpleasant, I can't say it doesn't smart a bit. It always does. Someone can take a really nasty…
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I'll do shoes for the lady who lunches, but it would be, like, a really nasty lunch, talking about men.
— Christian Louboutin
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After Lock, Stock, all these really nasty small town characters came knocking at my door trying to tell me stories, and somehow…
— Guy Ritchie
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I think peas are really nasty. I liked them when I was younger, but I guess when you get older you have…
— Rico Rodriguez
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Im so happy to live here. At the moment, its really gray outside, so every time I travel somewhere warm and sunny,…
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