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Realize Quotes by George Carlin
- I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
- Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"
- When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
- Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10…
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- The older you get, the better you realize you were.
- Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
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