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Put Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But…
- Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a…
- I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you…
- I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should…
- Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made…
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