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Put Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to…
- Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…
- My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort,…
- I have a BB gun and a water gun in case things get hectic. I wouldnt put it past Kanye to run up on stage…
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