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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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As a Polynesian, our gods are tied to water, so this means something special
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The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent…
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Pretty Polynesian baby over the sea, I remember the night, when we walked in the sands of Waikiki and I held you…
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Throughout my career, I was to be cast as a frontier girl, an aristocrat, an Arabian, a Eurasian, a Polynesian, and a…
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Sleepy pulled the car to a stop in front of this paved entranceway, which was flanked on either side by these enormous…
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To be an American and unable to play baseball is comparable to being a Polynesian and unable to swim.
— John Cheever
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All of my Polynesian counterparts in the NFL with roots in American Samoa understand how the values embedded in our South Pacific…
— Troy Polamalu
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The Polynesian guys are pretty strong without going to the gym.
— Brian O'Driscoll
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