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Plants Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
- My fake plants died because I forgot to water them
More Plants Quotes
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