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Out Quotes by W.C. Fields
- It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
- The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never…
- The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands…
- Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
- Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
- The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
- There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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