"Some weasel took the cork out of my…" — W.C. Fields
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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More Cork Quotes
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I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I am to be broken. I am to be derided all my life. I am to be cast up and…
— Virginia Woolf
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If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork
— Thom Yorke
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I know never to take a wine for granted. Drawing a cork is like attendance at a concert or at…
— Gerald Asher
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For my money, insecurity, depression, etc, can be healed by way of El Morocco, sad songs at 4am, and the…
— Elaine Stritch
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Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late…
— Augusten Burroughs
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Some people drift along like a cork on a river, feeling that they cannot do anything except drift, moment to…
— Edward de Bono
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A being without an aim in life, or not possessing the requisite concentration of purpose to assist him in resisting…
— Karl G. Maeser
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The process of rating players can be compared to the measurement of the position of a cork bobbing up and…
— Arpad Elo
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How would you know a Cork footballer? He's the one who thinks that oral sex is just talking about it.
— John B. Keane
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What a pure blessing it was to have a bath in a tub alone in a room where all you…
— Nancy E. Turner
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Ferguson's out of order. He has lost all sense of reality. He is going out looking for a confrontation, then…
— Arsene Wenger
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