"Was that you or the duck?" — Groucho Marx
"Was that you or the duck?"
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Groucho Marx
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Duck Quotes
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one of 306 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that…
— Douglas Adams
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For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it…
— Victoria Beckham
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Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
— Ken Blanchard
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Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our…
— Bono
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
— Michael Caine
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Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the…
— Nicolas Cage
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Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but…
— Nicolas Cage
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I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and…
— Julia Child
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
— Hans Christian Andersen
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(Dwight Gooden) his fastball crackling , his curveball dropping as suddenly as a duck shot in the air, has begun…
— Ira Berkow
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I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The…
— Gore Vidal
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
— Groucho Marx
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