"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?" — Rodney Dangerfield
"Hey, did somebody step on a duck?"
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Duck Quotes
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one of 306 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that…
— Douglas Adams
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For me to go to America - which I find such a positive place - well, I took to it…
— Victoria Beckham
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Don't quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
— Ken Blanchard
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Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our…
— Bono
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Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
— Michael Caine
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Mel Blanc is a hero because of what he could do with his voice for all the Looney Tunes, the…
— Nicolas Cage
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Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but…
— Nicolas Cage
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I had my first French meal and I never got over it. It was just marvelous. We had oysters and…
— Julia Child
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
— Hans Christian Andersen
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(Dwight Gooden) his fastball crackling , his curveball dropping as suddenly as a duck shot in the air, has begun…
— Ira Berkow
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I was taught to read by my grandmother. Central to her method was a tale of unnatural love called 'The…
— Gore Vidal
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
— Groucho Marx
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