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Only Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
- Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it…
- Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss
- An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs.…
- This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
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