"This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...…" — Mitch Hedberg

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• I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
• Living in Cambridge, with nature and everything, it's so clean. — Syd Barrett
• Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source… — Scott Adams
• Unlike 'real relationships', 'virtual relationships' are easy to enter and to exit. They look smart and clean, feel easy to… — Zygmunt Bauman
• We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean… — Ed Begley, Jr.
• I don't think it's too hippie to want to clean up the planet so you don't wind up dying of… — Jello Biafra
• When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip. — Lewis Black
• I do think one should have clean feet. — Manolo Blahnik
• If you really believe that you're making a difference and that you can leave a legacy of better schools and… — Michael Bloomberg
• Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the… — Erma Bombeck
• First time he kissed me, he but only kissed The fingers of this hand wherewith I write; And, ever since,… — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
• Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll… — Charles Bukowski

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