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- It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
- You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
- My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort,…
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
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