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Obama Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Democrats do have a historic race going. Hillary Clinton vs. Barack Obama. Normally, when you see a black man or a woman president an asteroid…
- If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not…
- So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
- Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
- I could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the…
- Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ...…
- Fox opposes a Syria peace plan because its modus operandi is to foment dissent in the form of a relentless and irrational contrarianism to Barack…
More Obama Quotes
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I voted for Obama and I was delighted that he's been elected. — Bill Ayers
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- The Tea Party is an organic, spontaneous movement that rose up in opposition to to the Pelosi-Reid-Obama agenda. — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his… — Russell Baker
- Few expected very much of Franklin Roosevelt on Inauguration Day in 1933. Like Barack Obama seventy-six years later, he was succeeding a… — Russell Baker
- Barack Obama is clearly a smart guy, talented. — Stephen Baldwin
- If Barack Obama is elected, I'll be moving out of the country. — Stephen Baldwin
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- When the American people elected Barack Obama and large Democrat majorities, the die was cast. ObamaCare was coming. Popular or not, constitutional… — Bob Beauprez