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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.
— Richard P. Feynman
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It’s amazing how lonely you can feel and like nobody understands…The moment you are vulnerable, someone always reaches out….They go through the…
— Rihanna
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Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
— Raphael
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It's harder to be a success, globally, and be artistic. Harder to have that balance than just to be artistic when nobody…
— Andre Benjamin
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Some kids are so depressed at home and with how people treat them in school that they cut themselves. This happens all…
— Chester Bennington
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Nobody understands me, I'm really sensitive.
— Iggy Pop
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Everyone likes me, yet nobody understands me.
— Albert Einstein
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While I am describing to you how Nature works, you won't understand why Nature works that way. But you see, nobody understands…
— Richard P. Feynman
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Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.
— Jim Bishop
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Step out onto the Planet. Draw a circle a hundred feet round. Inside the circle are 300 things nobody understands, and, maybe…
— Lew Welch
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I'd like to write some songs that are so good that nobody understands them. Not even myself.
— Townes Van Zandt
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It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.
— J D Salinger
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