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Nobody Quotes by Dave Barry
- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
- Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it…
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- In foreign countries such as Italy, the government puts strict-looking speed limit signs everywhere, but nobody ever sees them because light does not travel fast…
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
- Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.
More Nobody Quotes
- Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
- I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business. — Chester A. Arthur
- In the history of Wikileaks, nobody has claimed that the material being put out is not authentic. — Julian Assange
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- I'd like to see the giant squid. Nobody has ever seen one. I could tell you people who have spent thousands and… — David Attenborough
- I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
- I know that some books and some writers, you can pretty much draw a square around it and say, 'Nobody under 40,'… — Margaret Atwood
- Nobody minds having what is too good for them. — Jane Austen
- Nobody wants a fat lead singer. — Sebastian Bach
- I'm free. I just do what I want, say what I want, say how I feel, and I don't try to hurt… — Erykah Badu
- I have a master plan as an artist. I've always said I'm not going to be punching nobody's clock. I will work… — Erykah Badu
- It scares you: all the noise, the rattling, the shaking. But the look on everybody's face when you're finished and packing, it's… — Red Adair