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Night Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- What a nice night for an evening.
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
- Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
- I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every…
- Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I…
- I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.
- I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.
- When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while…
- I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
More Night Quotes
- There's a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I… — Drew Barrymore
- There's someone else I'm finally thinking of. Someone else's smile is taking over my heart. I'm trying so hard not to let… — Superman
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac
- I learned respect for womanhood from my father's tender caring for my mother, my sister, and his sisters. Father was the first… — Robert D. Hales
- The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved… — Richelle Mead
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT — Nikhil Saluja
- I think its so damn funny when my 3 year old sister says bitch. and when I say it I ggetin trouble?… — Patience
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov