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Night Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT
- If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. Ok Whatever!
- Meanwhile last night on facebook another girl got engaged, must unfriend her now.
- I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide.
- Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night.
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.
- I'm still trying to move on but every night I can't stop myself from crying because of you.
- I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.
- Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find it's still just…
- Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.
- Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills.
- Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole, I don't wanna…
- Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations.
- Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- Easy is to dream every night, Difficult is to fight for a dream
- You say Good Night!, I hear Please Fuck me now I beg you.
- Watched a movie with my wife last night, I was on the edge of my seat. Fat bitch.
- A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
- Last night, my wife asked if I could make a dinner for a change. I'm glad she has such a good sense of humor!
- I asked my heart why can't I sleep at night? Heart replied : Because you slept in afternoon. Don't act like you are in love…
- My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and…
- I spent a couple of hours defrosting the freezer last night or, as my wife likes to call it, foreplay!
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