"Talk to the hand is what I tell…" — Nikhil Saluja
"Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night."
More Erection Quotes
- The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Unknown Author
- I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to… — Groucho Marx
- An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
- If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland
- I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection — Jon Richardson
- All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand… — Sigmund Freud
- The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. — E L Doctorow
- Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to… — Zach Galifianakis
- A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo… — Chris Kilham
- Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. — Jean Cocteau
- There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't… — Nick Hornby