"I love paying tax so much, the sight……" — Jon Richardson

I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry… - Jon Richardson

"I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection"

— Jon Richardson

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14 Quotes by Jon Richardson

Jon Richardson has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death…
If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina…
My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be…
My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in…
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the…
I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.
There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is…
I am in no doubt that if you use the term 'luv' in a letter or text message then you…
I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for…
Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to…
Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has…
I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky…

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More Erection Quotes

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The erection of a monument is superfluous, our memory will endure if our lives have deserved it. — Unknown Author
I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall, it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to… — Groucho Marx
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. — Alex Comfort
If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good. — Tom of Finland
All elongated objects, such as sticks, tree-trunks and umbrellas(the opening of these last being comparable to an erection) may stand… — Sigmund Freud
The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. — E L Doctorow
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to… — Zach Galifianakis
A man doesn't need a study to know if he's feeling amorous. There is no such thing as a placebo… — Chris Kilham
Appreciation of art is a moral erection, otherwise mere dilettantism. — Jean Cocteau
There's only one good test of pornography. Get twelve normal men to read the book, and then ask them, ''Did… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't… — Nick Hornby
Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection. — Victor Hugo

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