Jon Richardson Quotes

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• It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.
• I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection
• If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I say, 'If you…
• My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track…
• My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically…
• The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting…
• I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.
• There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all…
• I am in no doubt that if you use the term 'luv' in a letter or text message then you are incapable of truly understanding…
• I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to…
• Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.
• Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.
• I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it…
• I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.

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