Jon Richardson Quotes
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It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.
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I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection
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If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I say, 'If you…
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My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track…
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My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically…
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The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting…
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I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it.
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There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all…
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I am in no doubt that if you use the term 'luv' in a letter or text message then you are incapable of truly understanding…
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I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to…
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Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do.
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Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both.
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I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it…
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I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again.
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