My Erection Quotes
- The music of the Stones pounds the air like the amplified pulse of my erection. — E L Doctorow
- Why is failure the first thing I think of when I find myself in this sort of situation? Why can't I just enjoy myself? But… — Nick Hornby
- If we bang on the first date chances are our relationship is lasting about as long as my erection. — Nikhil Saluja
- Talk to the hand is what I tell my erection every night. — Nikhil Saluja
- When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi… — Rudy Espinoza
- If sharks really can smell blood, then Id imagine theyre all salivating over my erection right now — Shubham Joshi