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Newspaper Quotes by Dave Barry
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
- You should never pick up a newspaper when you're feeling good, because every newspaper has a special department, called the Bummer Desk, which is responsible…
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- You've read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories…
- As the saying goes: "If you're not part of the solution, you're a newspaper columnist."
- One of the issues that we professional newspaper columnists are required by union regulations to voice grave concern about is the federal budget deficit, which…
- Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines…
- All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the…
More Newspaper Quotes
- An American of the present day reading his Sunday newspaper in a state of lazy collapse is one of the most perfect… — Irving Babbitt
- Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. — Russell Baker
- It is fitting that yesteryear's swashbuckling newspaper reporter has turned into today's solemn young sobersides nursing a glass of watered white wine… — Russell Baker
- Like all young reporters - brilliant or hopelessly incompetent - I dreamed of the glamorous life of the foreign correspondent: prowling Vienna… — Russell Baker
- Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column. — Dave Barry
- All the information you could want is constantly streaming at you like a runaway truck - books, newspaper stories, Web sites, apps,… — Mario Batali
- I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust. — Charles Baudelaire
- Any newspaper, from the first line to the last, is nothing but a web of horrors, I cannot understand how an innocent… — Charles Baudelaire
- When you're true to yourself - not the audience that reads about me in the newspaper or sees a clip someplace, but… — Glenn Beck
- The advertisements in a newspaper are more full knowledge in respect to what is going on in a state or community than… — Henry Ward Beecher
- America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men. — Alexander Graham Bell
- I always had to prove myself through my actions. Be a cheerleader. Be class president. Be the editor of the newspaper. — Halle Berry