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News Quotes by Jon Stewart
- Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a…
- So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
- I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.
- On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
- If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
- If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting…
- But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can…
- We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
More News Quotes
- We get information in the mail, the regular postal mail, encrypted or not, vet it like a regular news organization, format it… — Julian Assange
- We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure the material… — Julian Assange
- I remember when Lindbergh arrived in Paris, I was one of the first persons to know about his landing, because as the… — Josephine Baker
- The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. — Javier Bardem
- I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you… — Javier Bardem
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news… — Dave Barry
- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch
- I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it… — Glenn Beck
- I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to… — Adele
- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination. — Jello Biafra
- Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is… — Lewis Black