"On an average day 7 minutes of news……" — Jon Stewart
"On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks."
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230 Quotes by Jon Stewart
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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is…
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried…
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him…
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
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I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all…
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It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done…
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If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or…
— Bernard Baruch
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Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.
— Bob Beauprez
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