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News Quotes by Dave Barry
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad…
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
- Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of…
- Here in the news media, our focus is on speed. When we get hold of some new and possibly inaccurate information, our highest priority is…
- For the benefit of those of you who have real jobs and are not involved in the news business, I should first explain that .…
- The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and…
More News Quotes
- We get information in the mail, the regular postal mail, encrypted or not, vet it like a regular news organization, format it… — Julian Assange
- We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure the material… — Julian Assange
- I remember when Lindbergh arrived in Paris, I was one of the first persons to know about his landing, because as the… — Josephine Baker
- The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier. — Javier Bardem
- I live in Spain. Oscars are something that are on TV Sunday night. Basically, very late at night. You don't watch, you… — Javier Bardem
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news… — Dave Barry
- When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. — Bernard Baruch
- I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it… — Glenn Beck
- I've got some news... I'm delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to… — Adele
- No philosophy, no religion, has ever brought so glad a message to the world as this good news of Atheism. — Annie Besant
- My parents didn't hide reality. I watched cartoons and the news with equal fascination. — Jello Biafra
- Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is… — Lewis Black