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Need Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9…
- My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he…
- I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.…
- Pepperidge Farm bread. That's fancy bread. You can tell it's fancy because it's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still isn't open. That's why…
- I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
- I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money…
- I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their…
- I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning.…
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- May be my words are enough to tell you , How I feel,But you really need a heart to understand my silence. — Nishan Panwar
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- The essence of Taoism is really expressed by these few words. Taoism is the way of the child, the way of the… — Frederick Lenz
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino