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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
— Woody Allen
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The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.
— Jessica Simpson
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The answer to a lot of your life's questions is often in someone else's face. People's faces will tell you amazing things.…
— Amy Poehler
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Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
— Woody Allen
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After walking off the field feeling nauseous knowing my wrist was broke and hearing Philly fans yelling 'You deserve it,' and, 'That's…
— Jayson Werth
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All the delights of sense, or heart, or intellect, with which you could once have tempted him, even the delights of virtue…
— C.S. Lewis
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I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
— Dave Barry
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... art approaches as a saving sorceress, expert at healing. She alone knows how to turn these nauseous thoughts about the horror…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Thank you all from the pit of my burning, nauseous stomach for your letters and concern during the past years.
— Kurt Cobain
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I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous.
— Barry Manilow
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The lyric abstrusities of Auden ring mystically down the circular canals of my ear and it begins to look like snow. The…
— Sylvia Plath
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3-D movies can make me nauseous.
— Sara Paxton
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