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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the…
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I understood that I might fail, but I wouldn't let it happen because I changed my compass along the way.
— Adam Braun
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It is possible I never learned the names of birds in order to discover the bird of peace, the bird of paradise,…
— Anais Nin
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The unknown was my compass. The unknown was my encyclopedia. The unnamed was my science and progress.
— Anais Nin
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I am an artist, and, through my eye, must confess to a tremendous bias. In my purely literary voyages my eye is…
— Wyndham Lewis
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No matter where I was, my compass pointed west. I would always know what time it was in California.
— Janet Fitch
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I wanted to hear what she was saying. I wanted to smell that burnt midnight again, I wanted to feel that wind.…
— Janet Fitch
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Music is my mother and my father; it is my work and my rest...my blood...my compass...my love...
— Jeff Buckley
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You can expect to find these four priorities - education, economic vitality, efficiency in government and the protection of families - woven…
— Dave Heineman
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Though pleas'd to see the dolphins play, I mind my compass and my way.
— Prince Khetran
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No matter where I went, I always knew my way back to you. You are my compass star.
— Diana Peterfreund
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Trying to find a hero ; yet my compass shows no direction.
— Jamira Robinson
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