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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living…
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We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody…
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Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally…
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party…
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You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a…
— Michael Eric Dyson
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a…
— Jerry Lawler
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When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’…
— Anthony
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When I woke the next morning in my room at White's Motel, I showered and stood naked in front of the mirror,…
— Cheryl Strayed
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
— Augusten Burroughs
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I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for…
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