Motel Quotes
43 quotes by 40 authors
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
— Dave Barry
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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little…
— Mel Brooks
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We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody had a room…
— Rod Hundley
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Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name…
— Christopher Hitchens
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
— Bobby Heenan
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Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one…
— Michael Cera
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You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a dream,' but they…
— Michael Eric Dyson
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a…
— Jerry Lawler
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When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just look…
— Anthony
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When I woke the next morning in my room at White's Motel, I showered and stood naked in front of the mirror, watching myself solemnly…
— Cheryl Strayed
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But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.
— Augusten Burroughs
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I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't…
— Tom Bodett
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I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them…
— Tom Bodett
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People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into something they don't want. Staying at Motel 6 makes…
— Tom Bodett
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There is a certain kind of respect for authenticity today that there wasn't back in the days when they did 'Cleopatra,' where everything looked like…
— John Milius
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You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few more strangers in…
— Dolly Parton
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The hotel was once where things coalesced, where you could meet both townspeople and travelers. Not so in a motel. No matter how you build…
— William Least Heat-Moon
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And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.
— Chris LeDoux
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Time -- when pursued like a bandit -- will behave like one; always remaining one country or one room ahead of you, changing its name…
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and…
— Bill Bryson
Who Wrote These Motel Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 43 Motel Quotes, led by these top contributors: