Motel Quotes

43 quotes by 40 authors

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. — Dave Barry
These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little… — Mel Brooks
We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody had a room… — Rod Hundley
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name… — Christopher Hitchens
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain. — Bobby Heenan
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one… — Michael Cera
You cannot hear the name Martin Luther King, Jr., and not think of death. You might hear the words 'I have a dream,' but they… — Michael Eric Dyson
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a… — Jerry Lawler
When I do think, â€˜Man a fâ€”cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,â€™ I just look… — Anthony
When I woke the next morning in my room at White's Motel, I showered and stood naked in front of the mirror, watching myself solemnly… — Cheryl Strayed
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs
I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't… — Tom Bodett
I'm real. I believe what I'm saying. If Motel 6 wasn't the type of operation they say it is - and I stay at them… — Tom Bodett
People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into something they don't want. Staying at Motel 6 makes… — Tom Bodett
There is a certain kind of respect for authenticity today that there wasn't back in the days when they did 'Cleopatra,' where everything looked like… — John Milius
You'll pay the highest price on back roads and in back seats and in a cheap highway motel. But what's a few more strangers in… — Dolly Parton
The hotel was once where things coalesced, where you could meet both townspeople and travelers. Not so in a motel. No matter how you build… — William Least Heat-Moon
And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel. — Chris LeDoux
Time -- when pursued like a bandit -- will behave like one; always remaining one country or one room ahead of you, changing its name… — Elizabeth Gilbert
I love everything about motels. I can't help myself. I still get excited every time I slip a key into a motel room door and… — Bill Bryson

Who Wrote These Motel Quotes

40 authors contributed a total of 43 Motel Quotes, led by these top contributors: