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- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
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- I'm luckier than my grandfather, who didn't move more than five miles from the village in which he was born. — David Attenborough
- Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? — Richard Bach
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. — Dave Barry
- Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything. — Dave Barry
- Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away. — Thomas Beecham
- I rode horseback three miles each way to get to high school, and in bad weather it was a problem sometimes to… — Ezra Taft Benson
- Major North and myself went out in advance of the command several miles and killed a number of buffaloes. — Buffalo Bill
- We're trying to set up a movie for me in the near future. It's going to be similar to the story of… — Justin Bieber
- The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days - an average of two hundred miles a day. But… — Buffalo Bill