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- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.…
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
- The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man…
- Far too often, we fathers avoid the subject because it's so awkward. The subject I am referring to is: buying gifts for women. This is…
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit…
- I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them…
- American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated…
- On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men…
- What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just…
- Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got for…
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
- One night in Tokyo we watched two Japanese businessmen saying good-night to each other after what had clearly been a long night of drinking, a…
- The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits.…
- Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
- If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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