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- People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should…
- Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
- Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem…
- Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about…
- He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first…
- The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
- Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
- I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!…
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- Let each man exercise the art he knows. — Aristophanes
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- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes