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Medical Quotes by Dave Barry
- Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass…
- Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?
- I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone.
- I say the American Medical Association ought to get the hell off the golf course and answer this question ...
- I feel that nasal spray is a wondrous medical achievement, because it is supposed to relieve nasal congestion, and by gadfrey, it relieves nasal congestion.…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently…
- We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little…
More Medical Quotes
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- The greatest evil is physical pain. — Saint Augustine
- The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not causes. Nothing… — Edward Bach
- When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much. — Enid Bagnold
- Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close to describing my emotions. There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood… — Anita Baker
- Just as we would have no need of the farmer's labor and toil if we were living amid the delights of paradise,… — Saint Basil
- People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures. — Martha Beck
- The neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction. — Alfred Adler
- Annual plants are nature's emergency medical service, seeded in sounds and scars to hold the land until the perennial cover is re-established. — Wendell Berry
- Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient. — Ambrose Bierce
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. — Erma Bombeck