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• He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt… — Jack Handey
• I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a… — Kent McCord
• I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her. — Guy Ritchie
• I married her just because she looks like you. — Lyle Lovett
• I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life,… — Henry Rollins
• You fall in love with the girl next door but married her sister. — Luanne Rice
• You may have married her, but she is mine. Do you think I shall let you take her? She may be ten… — Georgette Heyer
• If I had felt then as I feel now, or as I felt a few years after I had married her, nothing… — Isaac Asimov
• Nick spoke again. "Her legitimacy will be questioned." Gabriel thought for several moments. "If our mother married her father, it means that… — Sarah MacLean
• Ever had a woman say no to you, Dmitri?” “Once.” He turned the corner with a smile that made her want to… — Nalini Singh
• With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves… — Lisa Kleypas
• A Shadowhunter I believe you know send for me—Tatiana Blackthorn? The lady used to be a Lightwood, did she not?" Magnus turned… — Cassandra Clare

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