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Malls Quotes by Dave Barry
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the…
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.…
- Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
More Malls Quotes
- We're dabbling in eugenics all the time, breeding ideal crops to replace less aesthetic or nutritious or hardy varieties; leveling forests to… — Diane Ackerman
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by… — Dave Barry
- California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it,… — Drew Barrymore
- If you want to go to the mall, you have to take security. But it's always cool. The kids are amazing. — Aaliyah
- I think that what's perceived as punk out in shopping malls or in chain stores or on MTV has almost nothing to… — Jello Biafra
- America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we build shopping… — Bill Bryson
- Des Moines is like your typical American city; it's just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city. — Bill Bryson
- Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping… — Bill Bryson
- Where I grew up, in Des Moines, Iowa, there is hardly any downtown economic activity now. Everybody shops in malls - you… — Bill Bryson
- Every time you take a train, step into your car, walk into the shopping mall, go to the airport - every single… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
- I love the atmosphere at the mall - everything about Christmas. I don't think anything specific gets me in the holiday spirit… — Drake Bell
- When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going… — Chris Rock