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- Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just…
- I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
- Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
- I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I…
- I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only…
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