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Looked Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and…
- The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and…
- At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.…
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- I looked Death right in the face. — Travis Barker
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- Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap. — Simone de Beauvoir
- Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who… — William Bernbach
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- Traditional Chinese art looked at the Earth from a Confucian mountain top; Japanese art looked closely around screens; Italian Renaissance art surveyed… — John Berger
- Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a… — Otto von Bismarck